Oh, geeze, that just cracked me up.
Being watched by Spook is not an honor; being watched by Spook is like being on parole. He's keeping you away from any and all girls.
*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)
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He keeps you away from them anyway. It's a precaution.
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He keeps you away from them anyway. It's a precaution.
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He keeps you away from them anyway. It's a precaution.
there is a way to distract him... throw a pan of brownies one way and run in the other direction while he tries to save the poor defenseless chocolate squares
im to young to date
He keeps you away from them anyway. It's a precaution.
there is a way to distract him... throw a pan of brownies one way and run in the other direction while he tries to save the poor defenseless chocolate squares
That's been tried...I'm faster than I look.
I can catch brownies and chase little boys at the same time.
But I don't like to run. That just makes me mad. I'll be in a
bad mood when I catch you.
And for the record, I'm not against these young fellers holding
ANY girls hands....just these girls. These two girls here, they don't
know much about boys. Easily tricked. Now, chickens they know about.
It's the boy thing that has them stumped.
No hand holding, no hugging...that one thirty day permit is about to expire
and it's a good thing. The Elders aren't feeling inclined to renew it just yet.
It now seems we have another youngster to watch...who's this Arthur and
where's he from? He musta smelled the girls perfume and now he's looking
for a soft hand to hold, himself.
It doesn't work like that.
Arthur needs to stand before the Council.
Spook....still watching you
I can catch brownies and chase little boys at the same time.
But I don't like to run. That just makes me mad. I'll be in a
bad mood when I catch you.
And for the record, I'm not against these young fellers holding
ANY girls hands....just these girls. These two girls here, they don't
know much about boys. Easily tricked. Now, chickens they know about.
It's the boy thing that has them stumped.
No hand holding, no hugging...that one thirty day permit is about to expire
and it's a good thing. The Elders aren't feeling inclined to renew it just yet.
It now seems we have another youngster to watch...who's this Arthur and
where's he from? He musta smelled the girls perfume and now he's looking
for a soft hand to hold, himself.
It doesn't work like that.
Arthur needs to stand before the Council.
Spook....still watching you
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Spook, you're very silly. How could they hld our hands through the internet?
Spook, you're very silly. How could they hld our hands through the internet?
I can catch brownies and chase little boys at the same time.
Ah! So you ARE a god! Or an elf. Whichever.
Ah! So you ARE a god! Or an elf. Whichever.
He musta smelled the girls perfume and now he's looking
for a soft hand to hold, himself.
Not mine... I don't wear it; it makes me sneeze.
for a soft hand to hold, himself.
Not mine... I don't wear it; it makes me sneeze.
These two girls here, they don't
know much about boys. Easily tricked. Now, chickens they know about.
It's the boy thing that has them stumped.
True dat.
know much about boys. Easily tricked. Now, chickens they know about.
It's the boy thing that has them stumped.
True dat.
Tanichca
Sparkle Magnet
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Spook, you're very silly. How could they hld our hands through the internet?
Spook, you're very silly. How could they hld our hands through the internet?
I can catch brownies and chase little boys at the same time.
Ah! So you ARE a god! Or an elf. Whichever.
Ah! So you ARE a god! Or an elf. Whichever.
He musta smelled the girls perfume and now he's looking
for a soft hand to hold, himself.
Not mine... I don't wear it; it makes me sneeze.
x2! except about the perfume, i wear it about once a week to Church.
Oh, and I made a promise to myself yesterday during my Tani-Almighty chat that I wouldnt hold Gabe's hand any more. I'm just not ready. (But I'll still hug him, got that?)
for a soft hand to hold, himself.
Not mine... I don't wear it; it makes me sneeze.
These two girls here, they don't
know much about boys. Easily tricked. Now, chickens they know about.
It's the boy thing that has them stumped.
True dat.
know much about boys. Easily tricked. Now, chickens they know about.
It's the boy thing that has them stumped.
True dat.
x2! except about the perfume, i wear it about once a week to Church.
Oh, and I made a promise to myself yesterday during my Tani-Almighty chat that I wouldnt hold Gabe's hand any more. I'm just not ready. (But I'll still hug him, got that?)
Girls...boys are DANGEROUS. And they only get worse until they
grow up.
We need to invent some little mittens like straight-jackets for their
paws. That won't stop them, but it'll slow them down. That, and
handcuffs.
Maybe even some eyepatches, so they see how pretty you are.
Has to be a way to keep them varmits away...
So...no more perfume, unless it's church and your parents are with
you. Perfume smells linger for days...a young boy can smell you for blocks
away and will come hunting. Worse that cougars, they are.
No more dressing where you show too much skin...alll short pants must
be almost ankle legenth, and all shirts shall button to the neck and have
full legenth sleeves. High collars are best. Gloves are optional.
Girls wearing a nice bucket on their head would probably be a good ideal.
Can't kiss what they can't see. You will be allowed to cut two eye holes so
YOU can see. They just can't see you. **Better make sure it isn't one of your
fathers good buckets, as you must wear these buckets all day at school for
your own protection.
As of now, 3:40 Wenesday afternoon, October 18, any degree given by the
Council of Elders allowing Gabe the 1V to hold hands with Tanchia has hereby
been rescinded, declared null and void by a unanimous vote. There will further
be no hugging or touching. The only acceptable bodily contact will be where Tani
is allowed to beat Gabe over the head with a stick if he comes too close without
an adult present.
Do not force the Elders to come to Arizona. (we do not like the heat)
The Elders are not sure of young Arthurs intentions at this point. So it is probably best
if we just fling him in the dungeons until it is decided how to best handle him. A few days
there along should get him to talk.
If it is decided that he would desire to hold the soft hand of Eenie, he's in more trouble
than a little bit, for Eenie is among the the most treasured of the Queen's minions.
Speaking of our Queen: Has anyone seen her? Her silence is deafening. Perhaps she is
hard at work on those new voo-doo dolls.
Come to think of it, I've not seen the Farmer Boy this week either. Is there something I
should know...
Spook has spoken...
grow up.
We need to invent some little mittens like straight-jackets for their
paws. That won't stop them, but it'll slow them down. That, and
handcuffs.
Maybe even some eyepatches, so they see how pretty you are.
Has to be a way to keep them varmits away...
So...no more perfume, unless it's church and your parents are with
you. Perfume smells linger for days...a young boy can smell you for blocks
away and will come hunting. Worse that cougars, they are.
No more dressing where you show too much skin...alll short pants must
be almost ankle legenth, and all shirts shall button to the neck and have
full legenth sleeves. High collars are best. Gloves are optional.
Girls wearing a nice bucket on their head would probably be a good ideal.
Can't kiss what they can't see. You will be allowed to cut two eye holes so
YOU can see. They just can't see you. **Better make sure it isn't one of your
fathers good buckets, as you must wear these buckets all day at school for
your own protection.
As of now, 3:40 Wenesday afternoon, October 18, any degree given by the
Council of Elders allowing Gabe the 1V to hold hands with Tanchia has hereby
been rescinded, declared null and void by a unanimous vote. There will further
be no hugging or touching. The only acceptable bodily contact will be where Tani
is allowed to beat Gabe over the head with a stick if he comes too close without
an adult present.
Do not force the Elders to come to Arizona. (we do not like the heat)
The Elders are not sure of young Arthurs intentions at this point. So it is probably best
if we just fling him in the dungeons until it is decided how to best handle him. A few days
there along should get him to talk.
If it is decided that he would desire to hold the soft hand of Eenie, he's in more trouble
than a little bit, for Eenie is among the the most treasured of the Queen's minions.
Speaking of our Queen: Has anyone seen her? Her silence is deafening. Perhaps she is
hard at work on those new voo-doo dolls.
Come to think of it, I've not seen the Farmer Boy this week either. Is there something I
should know...
Spook has spoken...
Tanichca
Sparkle Magnet
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Yes Almighty Spook...
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