Umm, I called you THE Elder - said nothing about 'old.' Paranoia, perhaps?
*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)
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Uh huh. I'm female George. I read between the lines. I'm pretty sure you also called me fat and ugly. If you didn't, I can probably twist your words so that it looks like you did.
Uh huh. I'm female George. I read between the lines. I'm pretty sure you also called me fat and ugly. If you didn't, I can probably twist your words so that it looks like you did.
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Uh huh. I'm female George. I read between the lines. I'm pretty sure you also called me fat and ugly. If you didn't, I can probably twist your words so that it looks like you did.
Uh huh. I'm female George. I read between the lines. I'm pretty sure you also called me fat and ugly. If you didn't, I can probably twist your words so that it looks like you did.
One of the surest signs of being old, Em...
hearing things that people didn't say.
The young...they can't seem to hear the things people
really say. Deaf, they are. Try telling them to remember
their bucket or something.
But you...now you're hearing things that George didn't say.
Your hearing aid needs some tuning.
Elderly for sure.
hearing things that people didn't say.
The young...they can't seem to hear the things people
really say. Deaf, they are. Try telling them to remember
their bucket or something.
But you...now you're hearing things that George didn't say.
Your hearing aid needs some tuning.
Elderly for sure.
So true, Spook, the Princess hears things that I have not said.
Or perhaps I forget things that have been said.
Hmm, have to think about that.
Or perhaps I forget things that have been said.
Hmm, have to think about that.
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I think you're right. George would never say such things...You on the other hand...the names you have called me!
I think you're right. George would never say such things...You on the other hand...the names you have called me!
Yes George...Men are like a fine wine, growing better with age.
It's the poor elderly women that go downhill so fast. First thing,
they don't hear so good anymore.
Isn't that right, Em?
HEY EM, can you you hear me?
It's the poor elderly women that go downhill so fast. First thing,
they don't hear so good anymore.
Isn't that right, Em?
HEY EM, can you you hear me?
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I can hear you fine dear Spook. I heard you fine when you called me a cougar, and a harlot, and a strumpet too!
I can hear you fine dear Spook. I heard you fine when you called me a cougar, and a harlot, and a strumpet too!
I'm puzzled about something people. Something I think the
Gabe said. Help me understand this.
Gabe, what would you be doing walking around anybody else's
house wearing nothing but your bloomers and a shirt?
That's puzzled me all afternoon.
You been doing something you don't want the Elders to know?
Gabe said. Help me understand this.
Gabe, what would you be doing walking around anybody else's
house wearing nothing but your bloomers and a shirt?
That's puzzled me all afternoon.
You been doing something you don't want the Elders to know?
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