I'm really having problems digesting this information, Gabe.
No LIVE boy gets to stay overnight anywhere near my daughter.
Not happening.
Second, real men don't wear purple bloomers. Not even for halloween.
Now...IF (and notice the IF) If, there is some disaster beyond human
control that forces you to stay at Tani's home...you, as the man, must
wear regulation stay-over pajamas. You know the kind...little kid style
the feet attached. Long sleeve, zips to the neck.
Matter of fact Tani must wear the same, while sleeping in her bucket behind
a closed, and locked, door.
Two adults must be present, awake, and fully armed.
But still...purple underware...and from an "Honor's Student" no less. Has Arizona
no standards?
Gabe...It's plain what the elders have to do now...we're going to have to take up
a collection and get you some underware.
Elders, we need to call an emergency meeting tonight.