Miracle brownies may not save the day here.
It would, well...it would take a miracle.
The latest scientific results are in from the most famous group
of groups, The BYC Dating Association.
Why hand-holding for teenagers is no longer encouraged...
1. Excessive hand-holding has been found to cause warts on a
    girls hand.
2. "Squeezing" hands is believed to cause one hand to grow larger
     than the other.
3.  A persons thoughts can be transferred from one person to another
     by holding hands.....you will begin to think like each other.
4.  Girls are not able to do all their chores on time with only one hand.
5.  After several hours of hand-holding, both boy and girl are woozy, 
     unable to balance properly while walking. This has led to many head
     injuries.
I'm sure that the Dating Association will release futher information as the
need arises. But according to science, there are no valid reasons for teens
to hold hands.