Just to set the record straight for Rays Two Cents....Nothing happened
in the hayloft, because nobody got to the hayloft.
Those two, the Queen and her minion, refused to carry me up to the loft.
And I'm much to old to be climbing ladders.
This resulted in me not getting my brownie fix, which led to some serious
trouble in the Spook house. I ate my daughters box of chocolate covered
pretzels. The entire box.
Which caused my daughter to be somewhat upset with me. Which led me to
go to Wal-marts yesterday evening to buy her (and me) some more pretzels.
While we were there, I had to buy her a bit more than pretzels to appease
my wrongs.
My wife was with us, she wondered why I was buying everything our daughter
wanted, and nothing for her. As I do not lie to my wife, I had to explain why I
had went on a pretzel-eating binge because Em and Blue would not carry me to
the hayloft.
Now my wife is mad. She has informed me that I am not allowed to have picnics in
the hayloft with strange women. (I didn't ask if she was meaning Em or Blue to be
the strange one) Been married a long time I have. When she gets mad at me, I know
not to say a thing. Anything I say will only may it worse.
All I wanted was a brownie...
Spook... who's hiding from his wife today.