*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Tanichca]

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I shared my Starbursts with a boy, but only because I didn't want them. And actually, I threw them at the back of his head.

YES! This is the proper way for young ladies to interact with boys.

I threatened to release the candiru on Gabe and on my best friends wimpy jerk of a boyfriend. In front of Gabe and my best friend (they both hit me, my best friend tickled me almost to death. That's what I get for trying to be appropriately nasty to boys!)

 

[eenie114]

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I shared my Starbursts with a boy, but only because I didn't want them. And actually, I threw them at the back of his head.

YES! This is the proper way for young ladies to interact with boys.

.... It is?

Oh, I thought I was in trouble. See, I don't like the red Starbursts.

I had to find SOME way to dispose of them, but I wasn't about to let candy go to waste.

 

[sourland]

Em is too quick to be a cougar. She is more a cheetah - beautiful, sleek, fast and -------- very evidently BAD!

Is one of the members of COY prepared to step up and set a good example?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I love Red Starbursts! Those are my favorite ones!

 

[sourland]

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YES! This is the proper way for young ladies to interact with boys.

I threatened to release the candiru on Gabe and on my best friends wimpy jerk of a boyfriend. In front of Gabe and my best friend (they both hit me, my best friend tickled me almost to death. That's what I get for trying to be appropriately nasty to boys!)

Do these boys know what the Candiru can do?

Into the moat with them!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Aww George that almost would have been sweet except for the bad part.

I'm setting a lovely example thank you very much...Do as I say girls...not as I do.

 

[eenie114]

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I'll just have to send you all my evil candy, then. I like the orange and pink ones best.

 

[sourland]

Sourland neglected to say that BAD is sometimes very GOOD.

 

[Spookwriter]

As I recall, I have instructed not to use "Em" and "cougar' in
the same sentence.

Of course, if the shoe fits......

 

[Tanichca]

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I threatened to release the candiru on Gabe and on my best friends wimpy jerk of a boyfriend. In front of Gabe and my best friend (they both hit me, my best friend tickled me almost to death. That's what I get for trying to be appropriately nasty to boys!)

Do these boys know what the Candiru can do?

Into the moat with them!

Oh yes. Gabe actually got mad at me when I told him what a candiru can do. Miriam (my best friend) laughed her irish rear end off.

It would serve her bf right, a candiru. He is such a jerk! And a flirt. And he plays with her, while playing with the affections of every other vaguely female thing in his area. Me included. Plus he's ugly.

Oh yes! INTO THE MOAT THEY GO!