*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

I just wanted you to know how I feel about you, my queen.

A ring for every finger...

REAL real rings at that...finger licking good.

I saw that post the other day where you were about to leave me
for some lawyer dude. I couldn't let that happen to us.

Spook...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Umm, are the rings those rock candy pacifier thingies?

Sour! They are real! They are the new Royal Jewels.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I just wanted you to know how I feel about you, my queen.

A ring for every finger...

REAL real rings at that...finger licking good.

I saw that post the other day where you were about to leave me
for some lawyer dude. I couldn't let that happen to us.

Spook...

Oh my dear Spook, I do not know how I could have ever considered leaving you...you are so wonderful. They are finger licking good...Lily has been licking my fingers all night.

 

[sourland]

Oh, that's what you've been talking about when you mentioned 'The Royal Jewels". I was confused.

Still look like those candy pacifier thingies. Saw a kid in a restaurant with a purple one recently. By the time their dinner was done, the child's entire face, shirt, and hands were all purple. Actually improved his appearance.

He was not a comely child.


Sourland the master of understatement

 

[Spookwriter]

Sour!!!

I'll have you know that those are real rocks from the
best bubble gum machine in town.

I was going for a matched set of all red rocks, but I ran
out of quarters. So one little yellow rock...

Look good on Em's hand, don't they? I mean, what lady
wouldn't want some rocks like that?

(they come in "princess-size" too, Sour. I can get you a deal.
I know the candy man.)


Spook...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Sour, I'll have you know that Spook worked hard for those rings. He had to go to at least two different machines to get them...and one of those machines ate his quarter!

 

[JD4570]

Those are the Royal Jewels.....

 

[Spookwriter]

....it's a poor kingdom, what can we say...

 

[sourland]

Had you fooled too, huh, JD.

Thanks anyway , Spook, don't want to spoil the lady at this point in the game.

It's taken 48 + years to get her trained properly.












Do Not, ANYONE, tell her that I said that.

 

[Spookwriter]

Many comments like that Sour, and it'll take the Princess another
48+ years to get over the mad.

And those ARE the royal jewels!!! Unless Lilly eats them, then we'll
need a few more jewels. Em just unwrapped them to take the pictures.
Never meant for the poor child to eat the treasure.


Spook