*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

How long you been outta law school anyway, Perry?

Surely this isn't your first client, her being a queen and all.
Any famous cases in your past? How did you get to be the
Royal Lawyer anyway?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Surely you've heard of Perry Mason Spook?

















Well, this isn't him....

 

[sourland]

How long you been outta law school anyway, Perry?

Surely this isn't your first client, her being a queen and all.
Any famous cases in your past? How did you get to be the
Royal Lawyer anyway?

Back a week or so ago there was a movement to depose/behead the good Queen Em

and she sought legal counsel. Barrister Todd/Perry offered his services and has been a fixture at the right hand of the Queen ever since. The beheading was deemed ilegal, but Perry also saved Sourland from a beheading (for which he is everlastingly grateful). Couple that with the shovel advice and Sourland is expecting to receive a mega bill.

 

[Spookwriter]

George, Perry...I think we all stand at the right hand
of the Queen.

...and count our self lucky just to be near her.


Spook

 

[Bunnylady]

Sour, I think the shovel intervention started with me . . .

But hold on. Queen Em

is an octopus?

 

[theotherranch]

Sour. you're clear,that was pro-bono as well as some of the youngers cases!
Spook,I understand you trying to protect the Queen,but you're too late.
The Queen has hired me.
AS far as other cases, I represented G.F Simpson(O.J.'s younger brother)
I've been practicing law for at least 20 pages.
Um ,I mean years.
Any other questions?

 

[Spookwriter]

Em's in safe hands tonight.

I'm going to call it an early night and watch some tv with
my wife. Time for professional wrestling, and she likes them
men in tights.

(fat old guy like me, everything I have is tight)

Spook...goodnight gang.

 

[sourland]

'Practicing law for 20 pages.'

'Men in tights' - scarey. Saw them earlier today or was that yesterday?

 

[Orpingtons4U]

I am mad at what my mom said LOL

we had to go out to get one thing at our food Lion and my mom told me Noel and my Sister to go get the thing but my sister did not want to so me and Noel got out of our truck and my mom and sister was talking and my mom saw me and Noel come out and we got to the truck and my sister told me what my mom said and she said i don't wanna say i lost my Daughter and her boyfriend to a pack of Cheese

 

[Bunnylady]

*tiptoes in, begins reading through thread. Cringes*

Mel Brooks?

Good thing the queen has low standards . . . .