*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Tanichca]

There should be an unlucky in there somewhere... Unlucky Klutzes Anonymous? UKA!

 

[Bunnylady]

UKA does have the advantage of being pronounceable, though I don't consider myself unlucky. Quite the opposite. While I am always sporting bruises from self-inflicted damage, they are usually relatively small (at my age, that's something to be thankful for!) I say that it's a good thing that I don't bruise easily, or people would think DH beat me . . . .

Also, in all the spills and stumbles, I have yet to break a bone - knock on wood(head). The closest I have come to that was when I chipped a kneecap when I was 5 months pregnant with my son. I tripped over my roller-blading 6-year-old niece. When I walked into my Obstetrician's office a week later for a checkup, I was still limping a bit. He took one look at me, sighed, and said, "what have you done to yourself this time?" He was all for a padded room for the duration!

 

[sourland]

And was the 'padded room' only because of the knee? Did he also suggest a strait jacket?

Sorry,

lady, just couldn't resist.

 

[Bunnylady]

And was the 'padded room' only because of the knee? Did he also suggest a strait jacket?

He didn't have to - it was understood (he knew me pretty well!)

 

[Chickengal505]

Hi guys, I feel like an intruder, but someone should fill me in on what a certan queen has out in her moat.

 

[sourland]

505, welcome back to YOUR thread. bluesub is in charge of the moat, and only she knows exactly what is there. Suffice it to say one does not want to enter into the moats. Yes, moats, there are two of them. Appears that some of the nastiest denizens require saltwater for survival.

 

[Chickengal505]

505, welcome back to YOUR thread. bluesub is in charge of the moat, and only she knows exactly what is there. Suffice it to say one does not want to enter into the moats. Yes, moats, there are two of them. Appears that some of the nastiest denizens require saltwater for survival.

Oh dear. Well, as Tani's humble inturn, I suppose I won't get into much trouble, so hopefully I won't be thrown into the moats

Goodness, it's easy to get lost on the new layout isn't it

Ah well, I guess I'll get used to it

 

[JD4570]

505, welcome back to YOUR thread. bluesub is in charge of the moat, and only she knows exactly what is there. Suffice it to say one does not want to enter into the moats. Yes, moats, there are two of them. Appears that some of the nastiest denizens require saltwater for survival.

I'm not sure about that Sourland. Candiru live in fresh water. Hi 505, been a while since you've been here. I'm one of the more recent Kleptothradiac to join in the mayhem.

 

[eenie114]

EENIE Come here right now

What?

Tani, a broken finger?! That's it, I'm coming down there right now to wrap you in bubble wrap!

 

[Tanichca]

I just remembered I have an intern... Oh dear. I could have made 505 carry that cinderblock!!! Then she would have the broken finger instead of me!!

Speaking of queens, where DID ours go?