*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

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It's a miserable, rainy , dreary day here in NJ. The Princess is at the beauty parlor and there is nobody here to 'play with'.
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Off to the club to train dogs in the rain.
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Pooooooooooor Sour. All alone. In the rain.
 
Sadly, Eenie has only attracted a small amount of attention from one clueless, unhelpful, and yet apparently adorable person by the name of "Kody." I doubt this is his real moniker, and I bet he walks with a limp not because of any problems he has, but because he was shot in his dealings with the Russian Mob and/or the KGB.

Can we investigate? Oh pretty please? *flutters eyelashes*

ETA: ooh! I just made a nickname! Comrade Kody!

Oh dear Lord. And I thought my father had issues with this. Thank God he doesn't keep chickens.
 
AHEM, I have an announcement that will get me thrown in the dungeon for LIFE.

I HAVE A DATE FOR PROM!!
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What's worse? I asked HIM.
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Gee, that comes as a surprise! NOT! And would his name be 'Comrade Kody'? The elders must meet him. It's that plain and simple. Bring him around for the interrogation, oops, interview. Have your father call me. I have some tips on preparations that he must make. I have a shotgun that he can be 'cleaning' as he conducts his interview. Just tryin' to help here.
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Gee, that comes as a surprise! NOT! And would his name be 'Comrade Kody'? The elders must meet him. It's that plain and simple. Bring him around for the interrogation, oops, interview. Have your father call me. I have some tips on preparations that he must make. I have a shotgun that he can be 'cleaning' as he conducts his interview. Just tryin' to help here.
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Aw gee, Sour, I'm flattered.
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Leave off the "Comrade" part and yes.
Right. How do you expect me to explain that 50% of my social life is BYC without finding myself dateless??
Besides, he's very nice.
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He turned 17 in February, he works part-time in the health food's store his family owns and runs, and he's been a perfect gentleman about everything. I said I'd pay for the tickets since I asked him, he said "Oh heck no." I joked about how my dad would probably do a background check, he said "Well, if he has any questions or just wants to get to know mw a little better before we go, give him my number and let him call me."
See? Help, help! I'm being repressed!
 
Did you mention the bucket and that your father must pin on your corsage. Seriously, I've been through this. I really can give your Dad some useful hints. Too many 'sparkly boys' walked through that door. I scared most of them off, but my daughter begged me to modify my behavior for the last one. I did - big mistake - he stole her away, and they have been happily married for 17 years.
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Did you mention the bucket and that your father must pin on your corsage. Seriously, I've been through this. I really can give your Dad some useful hints. Too many 'sparkly boys' walked through that door. I scared most of them off, but my daughter begged me to modify my behavior for the last one. I did - big mistake - he stole her away, and they have been happily married for 17 years.
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Not yet, but my mom is going to do my updo and I'm terrified of having my hair up because it usually looks bad... Does that count? And I don't know if he's getting me a corsage or not. We both have limited income, you know.
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Awww...
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