*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Em, bring out the baseball bats.

 

[eenie114]

Em, bring out the baseball bats.

Heh heh... I hope those are for CL16.

 

[Bunnylady]

They might be for JoeTheChicken.

 

[Wisher1000]

I have a headache.....

 

[eenie114]

They might be for JoeTheChicken.

Oh! Well, in that case...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Actually, I'm being told I'm "Cocky" tonight. "You're funny on steroids, look how cocky she is!"

I think Royd was our royal head-chopping guy wasn't he?

 

[JD4570]

Hi Em. Sorry I missed you again. You might say I've been taking care of affairs of State in my realm, puts me in a really grumpy mood. It seems CL16 and Joethechicken takes motorcycle safety is some kind of joke. Take it from someone that has ridden over 650,000 miles, owned 21 bikes and has had several wrecks including one that left me partially paralyzed with road rash on both arms and legs, a helmet will save your life.
And as for Joe being a sparkly boy he's either an amateur or sparkly boys in my day were way smoother. When you asked how old do you think I am, the answer should have been " I don't know 21 maybe 22, it's hard to tell since you hardly look a day over 18". And as for the question "does this dress make my butt look fat?" the answer is " Oh no! It makes you look hot!". I'm really a shameless flirt, oh well. As for being a threat he seems to be a bit clueless.
As for head chopping, you know I'm the merciful type. I could let you borrow my guillotine but I use it to cut melons and the like, it's fun slicing cantaloupe that way.

 

[Orpingtons4U]

I have one sitting next to me

Well mine He Is um well in my torture chambers

 

[Bunnylady]

Hi Em. Sorry I missed you again. You might say I've been taking care of affairs of State in my realm, puts me in a really grumpy mood. It seems CL16 and Joethechicken takes motorcycle safety is some kind of joke. Take it from someone that has ridden over 650,000 miles, owned 21 bikes and has had several wrecks including one that left me partially paralyzed with road rash on both arms and legs, a helmet will save your life.
And as for Joe being a sparkly boy he's either an amateur or sparkly boys in my day were way smoother. When you asked how old do you think I am, the answer should have been " I don't know 21 maybe 22, it's hard to tell since you hardly look a day over 18". And as for the question "does this dress make my butt look fat?" the answer is " Oh no! It makes you look hot!". I'm really a shameless flirt, oh well. As for being a threat he seems to be a bit clueless.
As for head chopping, you know I'm the merciful type. I could let you borrow my guillotine but I use it to cut melons and the like, it's fun slicing cantaloupe that way.

Y'know, JD, we really don't need you giving lessons to the sparkly boys.

They are rank amateurs, it's better that they stay that way! The youngers find them distracting enough as it is. Just how much cl16's judgement is impaired should be evidenced by her casual spurning of your well-intended advice about the helmet (which are mandatory in NC for all motorcycle riders, BTW). My only bike is pedal-powered, but I have seen enough wrecks with both that kind and the gas-powered kind to take helmets seriously.


(And believe it or not, someone tried that "you don't even look 18" line on me once when I was like, 28 or 29. I was pulling weeds out of a flowerbed in front of a business at the time; filthy, sweaty, a right mess. When they continued on their way, I was left wondering, "what in the name of insanity was that all about?" It wasn't you, was it?)

 

[JD4570]

Sorry Bunny, I don't know if was the lack of sleep or what talking last night. I realized that sparkly boys are really clueless and thought they really need to be "reprogrammed" . You see when I was 17 I really hurt a young lady emotionally and my dad took me into his "office" and laid a 1873 Colt S.A.A. revolver on the desk. He then began my "reprogramming". I came away with a new "understanding" of young ladies. I guess I could give Joe the same treatment, I still have that old Colt. As for when you were 28 or 29 , maybe he thought he was being nice or maybe he thought you have a nice bottom. Who knows with guys.