*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

I can not get my wife to clean the coop for Em. I've begged.

Goodness knows, I'm much too lazy to actually do any work
myself. Why, I might even break a sweat. I don't do sweat.

So perhaps Em will have time to clean the coop herself when
she gets here? I can tell her where we keep the coop-broom.

Padding's no trouble....Em said she carrys her own ample
padding.

Communations will be limited to her hollering outta the coop,
telling me what she wants.

And skip the Gene Wilder entertainment. I've got some work
that needs done. My wife needs help with the mowing, and the
weeding and the plowing...

 

[JD4570]

Spook, the secret of Em's energy source is the Gene Wilder movies. Without them, she'll just want to nap all day.
I guess her having to yell to you isn't so bad. You'll get to hear her melodious Fran Drescherish voice. And with a Southern accent evaan.

 

[Spookwriter]

I like your jelly beans just fine, Java.

Tried licking my screen but they didn't taste right.

Tried shaking my screen. Nothing fell out.

Next monitor I buy needs the "snack dispenser" option.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Spook has heard my Fran Drescherish voice many times already JD.


Spook, I don't clean, and I don't work. I just lay around and do diva things all day. I'll watch Gene Wilder movies all day, and shout orders. Did I mention also that I don't lay eggs?



Perry, you've done good here. Remind me to give you a raise...one day, when I actually pay you.

 

[Tanichca]

Quote: Pff, I'll just get an army of sparklies.

 

[Spookwriter]

Whoa...You haven't been paid, lawyer-dude?

Hook up with me on this kidnap plan, I'll cut you in for
all the black beans.

Spook...the crafty one.

 

[JD4570]

Pff, I'll just get an army of sparklies.

I already have such an army. Tani, you'd be defenseless against them, most have beards.

 

[Bunnylady]

Did somebody mention black jellybeans?

 

[Spookwriter]

I'm offering black jelly beans as lawyer-bait.
Trying to get Perry to flip to my side.

We all know how them lawyers are...

 

[Spookwriter]

Em...Sour...Terry...

Are your PM'er buttons all broken?

I been waiting for a certain file for a few days now...


Spook