*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

(Spooks computer gets slow at times like this, rainy overcast outside)

Glad to see you, rrrmamma. Always room for you here. Just post away.


Now on to poor JD....

Where you not paying attention here last night, JD? Married women
are still women. ALWAYS remember that fact.

Last night...I'm not one to mention names...but a certain lady member
here offered the Spook a quick tumble. (Now everyone...isn't that true
as far as it goes? Am I lying? *Spooks never really lie)

And in the words of that famous deputy, Barney Fife....

"You gotta nip it in the bud."

Spook...worried about poor JD now.

 

[Bunnylady]

Poor JD's so sparkly, he's getting assaulted in the grocery store by little old ladies. Do we need to put a garbage can on him, now?

 

[Spookwriter]

Be it far from me to lead a young man astray...

But I hear tell a handsome young gigolo can make quite
a nice living in the gigoloing business.

We've even got a underworked lawyer on the Queens retainer.
He can draft you a nice handy contract.

"If you got it, flaunt it."

or....

You can wear the garbage can like Bunny says...

But Bunny also knows that women just can't resist sticking
their hand in the garbage can every so often. (ask Sour's
Princess on that one)

Spook

 

[Bunnylady]

Seriously, JD, after all this time, don't you know how to handle this sort of thing?

 

[JD4570]

Poor JD's so sparkly, he's getting assaulted in the grocery store by little old ladies. Do we need to put a garbage can on him, now?

Be it far from me to lead a young man astray...

But I hear tell a handsome young gigolo can make quite
a nice living in the gigoloing business.

We've even got a underworked lawyer on the Queens retainer.
He can draft you a nice handy contract.

"If you got it, flaunt it."

or....

You can wear the garbage can like Bunny says...

But Bunny also knows that women just can't resist sticking
their hand in the garbage can every so often. (ask Sour's
Princess on that one)

Spook

Bunny, it isn't always little old ladies.

Spook! I'm not exactly at that age where I want check out every "flower" in the field. I'm not gonna wear a garbage can either!

I think I'll start shopping at 2a.m. from now on, it's safer. Except at Wal-Mart.

 

[JD4570]

Seriously, JD, after all this time, don't you know how to handle this sort of thing?

Actually I do. Just stop turning on the sparkly. But old habits die hard.

 

[Spookwriter]

Looking at flowers is fine, JD.

It's the picking of flowers that leads to trouble...


Spook...who knows better. And who also knows better
than to have his own theme song. Maybe you have a
theme song you would like to share with us, JD?

 

[JD4570]

Looking at flowers is fine, JD.

It's the picking of flowers that leads to trouble...


Spook...who knows better. And who also knows better
than to have his own theme song. Maybe you have a
theme song you would like to share with us, JD?

Actually I do have my own theme song. . . . .Bad to the bone!

 

[Bunnylady]

Sheeesh! What is it with guys, anyway?

 

[Spookwriter]

Nap time, snack time, bed time...Spook is real good at
telling time.

And now this day comes to a close in Spookland.

Sourland should be proud...he started the count at 11,730
this morning. This post should be number 11,818.

12 posts short of 100 today.

Who can gang up and make us 12 more posts today? Anything
is fine, as long as it isn't about the Spook.


Spook....looking for his teddy bear.

"night all"