*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh, we've seen JD...we've seen.

 

[Bunnylady]

Em, my lines are not for my benefit. I used them to lighten the mood and on a occasion to make a lady feel sparkly when she really needs it. I guess I finally matured. Besides the sparkly can be really dangerous stuff with some very unintended consequences.

Been attacked by another little old lady?

 

[Spookwriter]

Ok JD, if I gotta share my own lines...just remember I'm older
than you are. Almost Em-age, I am.

Pick-up lines for the elderly...

"Have you seen my teeth?"...

"That's a nice walker you're holding."

....I'm sure Em has a few to add...

 

[JD4570]

Been attacked by another little old lady?

No Bunny, I haven't. Several teens got way to giggly around me. Teens scare me. I can't outrun them!

 

[Bunnylady]

I agree, JD, teenagers are scary. My kids are gamers; the multiplayer games usually have chat boxes. Some of the things I have seen in chat would curl an Elder's hair (assuming they had any).

 

[Tanichca]

I agree, JD, teenagers are scary. My kids are gamers; the multiplayer games usually have chat boxes. Some of the things I have seen in chat would curl an Elder's hair (assuming they had any).

As an ex-MMO gamer, I would have to agree. Ugh. BYC, at least some of it, is a lot better.

 

[Spookwriter]

Like most elders, I pre-date video games. They weren't invented
when I was a kid.

So I never got into them. My daughter has a few...I don't know what.

I'm old...

 

[JD4570]

Gamers don't scare me, I already know what teens talk about. It's the girls that have that "look" in their eyes.

 

[JD4570]

Good night all.

 

[sourland]

Best Lines?



I can't help here...been married so long I don't
remember any lines.

Yes dear, I'm sorry dear, you're right dear - this is what I've come down to.

I'm thinkin' they're gonna revoke my 'man card'.