*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[mississippifarmboy]

Em, so very true. Perhaps we could 'train' your dog to patrol the moat?

Queen Em has two dogs.

Cricket is a good dog. He would patrol the moat nicely.

The other "dog" (using the term loosely) ..... I doubt you could train that stupid thing to eat a biscuit.

I plan on that one having a very tragic .. ummmm.... accident... rather soon.

 

[onedoodle3]

Queen Em has two dogs.

Cricket is a good dog. He would patrol the moat nicely.

The other "dog" (using the term loosely) ..... I doubt you could train that stupid thing to eat a biscuit.

I plan on that one having a very tragic .. ummmm.... accident... rather soon.

Plan? Accident? Poor doggie....

 

[sourland]

Queen Em has two dogs.

Cricket is a good dog. He would patrol the moat nicely.

The other "dog" (using the term loosely) ..... I doubt you could train that stupid thing to eat a biscuit.

I plan on that one having a very tragic .. ummmm.... accident... rather soon.

Gravy on the road, sit, stay, good dog.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Gravy on the road, sit, stay, good dog.

Sit? Stay?


George... this is one DUMB dog. I'd have to use shorter words.

 

[sourland]

Or more gravy.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

That is not my dog...that is Lily's dog.

 

[onedoodle3]

oh, Lily's dog can't have an "accident"!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

This dog really is stupid. She a gorgeous dapple dachshund...but she's dumb as a box of rocks. She's either the stupidest dog I've ever owned, or an evil mastermind. I haven't decided which.

 

[onedoodle3]

Oh, I'd go with evil mastermind.....In all the animal movies, the "dumb" ones are evil masterminds!!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

This dog really is stupid. She a gorgeous dapple dachshund...but she's dumb as a box of rocks. She's either the stupidest dog I've ever owned, or an evil mastermind. I haven't decided which.

It ain't a "mastermind".

Evil.. maybe. But I doubt it. I would think you would need to be smarter than a brick though to be evil.


If... and that's big "if".. that dog has a brain at all... I bet it rattles around in her head like a BB in a boxcar.