*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

Wow, uh, I'm almost afraid even touch this one. Well, it looks like someone isn't gonna be fluffing any pillows. Now I'm gonna hide.
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Yeah, somebody's gonna be grumpy, for a good while, I'm thinkin'.
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If you can't fluff the pillows of the one you love, fluff the pillows of the one you're with.
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MFB!!! Do I need to come down there and rearrange your pillows?!? You better watch your mouth around the Queen! What kind of loyal subject are you?
 
Just knew that bluesub would appear as soon as those pillows needed fluffing.
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In my defense....

I didn't call anyone Tubby.
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Women don't hear what men say. I'm not sure why they hear what they hear.... maybe the voices in their heads?
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It's like we can be sitting watching TV... I can say, sorta to myself, thinking out loud... "Brownies would taste good".


What she hears is " I want you to get up in the middle f the night, get dressed, go to 15 miles to Walmart, buy all the stuff you need, come home, find all the pans you need and make a double batch of brownies from scratch and bring them to me still soft and warm from the oven with a tall glass of cold milk then feed them to me while I watch TV.

Another guy sitting close to me would have heard "brownies would taste good".
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And how many times has your spoiled butt gotten brownies in the middle of the night? More than a few times.
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And he did call me "Tubby". He also said that if it came down to it, he'd eat me first...so he's called me fat twice this week.









-Queen Em, who apparently needs to go on a diet.
 
In my defense....

I didn't call anyone Tubby.
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Women don't hear what men say. I'm not sure why they hear what they hear.... maybe the voices in their heads?
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It's like we can be sitting watching TV... I can say, sorta to myself, thinking out loud... "Brownies would taste good".


What she hears is " I want you to get up in the middle f the night, get dressed, go to 15 miles to Walmart, buy all the stuff you need, come home, find all the pans you need and make a double batch of brownies from scratch and bring them to me still soft and warm from the oven with a tall glass of cold milk then feed them to me while I watch TV.

Another guy sitting close to me would have heard "brownies would taste good".
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Depending on what you were watching, if he heard you at all, the other guy might even have thought you were talking about guns, not food . . . .
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