*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

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Don't you know by now that men are never right when dealing with women and are always in trouble? And I said that "tongue in cheek" now.

You know, they say the Chinese symbol for trouble is two women under one roof.

And it's obvious why MFB doesn't stay in trouble for one thing for long - he gets into more trouble again so soon, and pretty quickly the Queen can't remember what 'n' all she was mad at him about (the memory thing, you know). By getting into trouble so often, he's worked out a system where she won't have to remember too far back to be mad at him. He can have all the trouble of the two women, while living with only one! The man's a genius!

 

[eenie114]

MFB doesn't ever stay in trouble for one thing very long.
However, he's always done at least three things to be in trouble for.

You can't keep track of all the different ways and things he is in trouble for. He does one thing, gets in trouble for a week, but after three days, he does something else, and it cancels out the original sin.

A never-ending cycle of trouble.

 

[Bunnylady]

You can't keep track of all the different ways and things he is in trouble for. He does one thing, gets in trouble for a week, but after three days, he does something else, and it cancels out the original sin.

A never-ending cycle of trouble.

Now Eenie, you know perfectly well that though three lefts may make a right, two wrongs never do! You can't undo a don't!

 

[eenie114]

Now Eenie, you know perfectly well that though three lefts may make a right, two wrongs never do! You can't undo a don't!

By "it cancels out," I meant that Em gets overwhelmed and forgets that he was in trouble for THAT offense.

 

[eenie114]

Oops, I guess you already figured that out, huh, Bunny? Insane minds think alike?

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Actually I want a president to pass a law saying no male can be held responsible for anything we said or did over 30 days ago. After 30 days the crime is gone... just "poof"... no more.






Because we don't REMEMBER anything any longer than that.

Example;
Her - "Honey, remember when we were dating years ago and you said X,Y, and Z? You are still in trouble for that"!

Him - "I don't even remember what I ate for breakfast"

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Terry, since you brought up your 30 days argument...(he tries that argument all the time, it never works.) that reminds me of when the other day when you said something. I'm not sure
What it was exactly, but I'm sure it was insulting, therefore you are in trouble mister.



The sad part is that he's in trouble so often that things he used to get in trouble for make me roll my eyes now. My new catch phrase has become a shrug and "There's only so much I can do with him."




Like peeing on the flowers.

 

[sourland]

"Like peeing on the flowers."

Doesn't everyone do that to keep the deer from eating them? Can become problematic if you want a fresh cut bouquet.

Do not, I repeat, do not pee on the tomatoes.

 

[JD4570]

Actually I want a president to pass a law saying no male can be held responsible for anything we said or did over 30 days ago. After 30 days the crime is gone... just "poof"... no more.






Because we don't REMEMBER anything any longer than that.

Example;
Her - "Honey, remember when we were dating years ago and you said X,Y, and Z? You are still in trouble for that"!

Him - "I don't even remember what I ate for breakfast"

Terry, with all due respect, don't lump me into we. I've learned an important lesson long ago, how to remember everything a women says and repeat it verbatim! Unfortunately most ladies grow to hate that. And I have developed a photographic memory. I now realize why I'm not married.

 

[Bunnylady]

Actually I want a president to pass a law saying no male can be held responsible for anything we said or did over 30 days ago. After 30 days the crime is gone... just "poof"... no more.
Because we don't REMEMBER anything any longer than that.

Sometimes, it seems like it's a stretch to remember last night.

But, you'd really think a guy would remember some things. Shortly after we got married, Critter decided it was hysterically funny to play a certain joke on me. He'd act like he was going to kiss me, but he'd lick my face instead. MADE ME FURIOUS! After a few dozen "DON'T DO THAT"s, I got so I'd just turn my face away rather than risk it. Then he was like, "why won't you kiss me any more?"

Hey, genius, think it might possibly be something you did, hmmm?

My new catch phrase has become a shrug and "There's only so much I can do with him."
Like peeing on the flowers.

Welcome to my world! Hubby came along to help me with the horses a few nights ago, and he used the restroom at the barn just before we left (we had a couple of stops to make afterward). He confessed that, had I not been there, he'd have just gone out in the pasture (don't ya know that would have thrilled the neighbors!) I just hope he's housebroken enough to behave in customers' yards.