*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Terry, with all due respect, don't lump me into we.

I wouldn't want to be on his team either JD.

 

[sourland]

Terry, I'm on the team if you want me. I have no problem with being part of 'we'. I know we could get sirbird to join - that is if we could find him.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

"Like peeing on the flowers."

Doesn't everyone do that to keep the deer from eating them? Can become problematic if you want a fresh cut bouquet.

Do not, I repeat, do not pee on the tomatoes.

Well, keeping it "family friendly"....


we live in the country... We have a back porch.... I am a guy....




just sayin' , Anyone should know better than to plant flowers right in front of the porch there.

jeez

 

[sourland]

Works on keepin' deer away from the azalea bushes also. "Just sayin'."

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Terry, with all due respect, don't lump me into we. I've learned an important lesson long ago, how to remember everything a women says and repeat it verbatim! Unfortunately most ladies grow to hate that. And I have developed a photographic memory. I now realize why I'm not married.

JD? You do realize you are really making the rest of us look bad don't you?

The first rule of marriage is when a woman is talking - nod a lot and say "uh huh" every now and then. The second rule is anytime she gets that look in her eyes say "I'm sorry honey" even if you have no idea why she's mad.

I swear, women should come with an instruction manual.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

He killed the azaleas. By peeing on them....in case anyone was wondering.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Works on keepin' deer away from the azalea bushes also. "Just sayin'."

umm George? Too much... umm.. attention? kills azaleas. Repeatedly.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

JD? You do realize you are really making the rest of us look bad don't you?

The first rule of marriage is when a woman is talking - nod a lot and say "uh huh" every now and then. The second rule is anytime she gets that look in her eyes say "I'm sorry honey" even if you have no idea why she's mad.

I swear, women should come with an instruction manual.

Wonder what your trade in value would be?

 

[sourland]

JD? You do realize you are really making the rest of us look bad don't you?

The first rule of marriage is when a woman is talking - nod a lot and say "uh huh" every now and then. The second rule is anytime she gets that look in her eyes say "I'm sorry honey" even if you have no idea why she's mad.

I swear, women should come with an instruction manual.

Yes dear, you're right dear, I'm sorry dear - and I used to be an honest man. Now I'm an long time married man.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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