Sign "that should be" in my workplace.

[okieroy]

Memo to all employees:

Emloyees dying on the job are failing to fall down.
This practice must stop as it is becoming impossible to tell between death and the natural movement of our staff.

 

[horsejody]

I used to have a sign on the wall next to my desk that had a big red X on it. Under the X it said, "in case of emergency bang head here."

 

[chickencoop31320]

I need two signs on the door to my class room:

"No whine zone"

and

"This aint Burger King, you can't have it your way!"