There's this one emo kid that skates around our little hamlet in skinny jeans all the time... There are like 700 souls in town, and it's a farming community.. Average age is probably 60+. One of my buddy's sons knows the kid and I saw them interact one day. My buddy's kid is a typical farmboy, probably about 12 or so. Complete 180 from this other kid. Here's how it went down.
Emo kid, unprovokedly sarcastic: "Heeeey
dude."
Buddy's kid, furling eyebrows: " " (..intentionally left blank..lol)
Emo kid lingers awkwardly, then skates off apathetically.
Buddy's wife, quietly to her son: "His pants look like
girl pants."
Buddy's kid: "They ARE girl pants. He wears girl pants."
Buddy's wife: "....Oh. ... Why does.."
Buddy's kid, interrupting angrily: "I DON'T KNOW!! He's not my friend, soooooo...."
Buddy's wife, surprised, throws up her hands: "OK, jeez!"
I thought I was gonna die.