Skunk beat up by Rooster! Other rooster faints! Nugget meets ice.....

[crzychickenlady]

I'm still laughing here. I can just picture the whole story and I can hear that dinosaur sound,, my roo does it too, it's hilarious!

Isn't it funny how the biggest ones give the best stories, wether it be the big protector or the fool that does a face plant on the ice.

I'm down to one roo now and he has to be the biggest, lummox of a roo I have ever seen. He is not polite to the girls, when there is food he steps thru them and sometimes on them to get to it, and chases them away growling the whole time. He also has to stand on any bowl as if holding it down when he eats, most of the time just knocking it over, lol.
Gotta love him tho.

The bunny slipper story was just too much and the poor thing battling with the ice....It's one of those things that you hold your breath when you see it happen, then when they are ok, you just laugh until you cry, LOL!

GREAT STORIES!! Keep 'em comin!

 

[McGoo]

That's a great story! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[mtngirl]

I never knew chickens fainted!

Well, I guess that's what BYC is for, LEARNING!

 

[Ivagrovegirl]

ROFL LOL LOL!!!!!!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I have chickens that I could see doing the very same thing. I have a watch dog that is afraid of turkeys and lets them eat his food.

LOL,
Emily

 

[urbanhatch]

Something tells me that that picture has been modified. The drumsticks just look a little wierd. Hmmmm
Call me jaded, but hmmmmmmm

 

[WriterofWords]

None of my pictures have been modified.

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

I told my mom the bunny slipper story and she just about fell out of her chair laughing. Too funny!

 

[WriterofWords]

Yeah, that one I can look back at laugh now, but I was not a happy camper at the time lol!

 

[gckiddhouse]

Oh My!!! I laughed so hard!!! I forwarded the links to the Nugget stories to some of my chicken owning friends. I just had to share.
I am just going to stay tuned to this thread, waiting for the next adventure from your house. Please keep the stories coming. I can imagine that the Nugget capers are fairly frequent around there. I hope you will keep sharing!!

My husband and I were standing in our bathroom last night and he was remembering that Nugget is 32" tall. He pointed at our counters and said, "These counters are 32" tall". Both our eyes bugged.

WOW! That really is a BIG roo.
For those reading this, most bathroom counters are only 28". But your kitchen counters are 32". So Nugget could drink water out of most people's bathroom sink!!!

Oh, and I wanted to scold you for a moment! How could you even consider selling Nugget!!!??? He is priceless!!!!!!! And look how he protects your home! I bet even a wooly coyote would faint in his presence, just like Roo Blue! And besides, we are all counting on him to entertain us!!!
No, you must keep him. I can't find a smilie to go with this paragraph, but if I could, it would be pointing a scolding finger, with a winking, friendly face.

Thanks for the laughs!!

 

[WriterofWords]

Don't worry the Nuggetron is safe, he isn't going anywhere!