Slow Night Here In Quailville

[JJMR794]

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Your welcome to come up here and get rid of the Bobcat that's been seen around here. It's very elusive. Can't put out poison or a trap because i'll catch my own cat. She keeps out mouse population down. Also lots of snakes too. Oh and coyote but they tend to stay away.

I DO LOVE A GOOD DAY THINNIN COYOTE POPULATIONS... JUST GET EMBARASSED WALKING AROUND FOR 2 WEEKS WITH THAT EVIL GRIN PLASTERED ALL OVER MY FACE... WE HAD SOME FUN WITH THEM AT MY CUZ'S HOUSE IN KY 2 YRS AGO... 300WSSM, 150GR BAL TIP BOAT TAIL BULLETS... YEP IF I SEE IT, I OWN IT. NO SUPED UP WIMPY LIL 22 CALIBER BULLETS ON CRACK.... OH NO! WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE BEST GO 30 CAL OR BIGGER

 

[MobyQuail]

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Mr. hooligan may/could use someone to ride shotgun to Ohio...

Hell, I'll go for the road trip alone!!! Bill

you could make a detour and visit my brother in Va.... he is always fun to hang with...

don't want to ruin this thread, let me know if you find the above objectionable and I will remove...

 

[MobyQuail]

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my new favorite saying...

 

[JJMR794]

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my new favorite saying...

YOU BEEN IN FLORIDA HOW LONG? AND HAVENT EVER HEARD OF ARMADILLO REFERED TO AS POSSUM ON THE 1/2 SHELL???

 

[JJMR794]

THEY'RE GREAT FOR THE IMPROMPTU GAME OF DILLER SOCCER TOO (WORD TO THE WISE-- ALWAYS USE THE INSTEP TO KICK WITH AS THEY'RE RATHER LIKE KICKING A BOWLING BALL...

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ADDS A WHOLE DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY TO THE GAME WHEN THE BALL CAN GET UP AND RUN ON ITS OWN

 

[_Randall_]

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LOL.....funny you mention that JJ. Coming out of the woods about 15 years ago at dark from deer huntin, I came up on one doin his diggin thang, and you know how you can walk up on some and they're too busy diggin up supper????.......I gave him my best 50 yd. game winnin field goal kick with Lacrosse rubber boots on (in his butt)....and broke my big toe. I learned me a lesson that nite.......Stick the A-bolt .280 in his back, and pull the trigger......

 

[JJMR794]

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LOL.....funny you mention that JJ. Coming out of the woods about 15 years ago at dark from deer huntin, I came up on one doin his diggin thang, and you know how you can walk up on some and they're too busy diggin up supper????.......I gave him my best 50 yd. game winnin field goal kick with Lacrosse rubber boots on (in his butt)....and broke my big toe. I learned me a lesson that nite.......Stick the A-bolt .280 in his back, and pull the trigger......

WELL ITS A LOT LOUDER THAN A RUBBER BOOT TO THE BUTT, BUT ITS ALSO PERMANENT...

 

[MobyQuail]

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my new favorite saying...

YOU BEEN IN FLORIDA HOW LONG? AND HAVENT EVER HEARD OF ARMADILLO REFERED TO AS POSSUM ON THE 1/2 SHELL???

yeh, sorry, live in gainesville, remember. they prefer or politically correct or scientific names for everything around here...
been seriously de-countryfied for the past 18 years.
grew up eating more deer and wild turkey than anything else.
first time I tried lamb, "I said this tastes like Deer"...
now, I use spellcheck...

 

[JJMR794]

Get Out Of That 20 Square Block Area Around School.... You'll Find Lotsa Rednecks In The Greater Gainesville Area... They Likely Outnumber The Academics By Oh Say At Least 150:1

 

[MobyQuail]

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ah yes, mom lives in "A-lachu-a", and our little chicken "farm" is out that way too. headed down to micanopy in the AM to see my new bud, BigJim, gonna get him fixed up with some Quail pens

I should come back a little flush around the collar