Slow Night Here In Quailville

[emvickrey]

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WANNA BORROW MY SEAL CLUB?

Thank you but I have a few of my own.

and if those don't work Then i'll go fishing in the ocean and use him for bait.

 

[Fat Daddy]

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Wow lady, I cant believe you aint figured this out yet...You say your DH has been a carpenter for 30 years. Do'in the backwards math, factoring in the appropriate age differential, that would make you right at 29 years old and married for awhile. This means you have half the money and property in this long term relationship. Factor in you own all the "lady parts".... You are pretty much in control of the show. The only question left to be answered is what color do you want your new bator!!!

By the way, I can post pix of my brides new pottery shed with A\\C and kiln if your interested.....

She is very gracious and lets me bark loud and act like Im in charge, all the while shes "steering from the backseat"... Bill

 

[huntinwidow]

NO, no, no. All you men are so ignorant. Here's what you do. I gare-on-tee it will work.

You go to the store. Come home with a couple pieces of lumber. Make some noise (like you are about to begin construction yourself). He will immediately come to check out what you are doing, tell you that you have it all wrong and take charge himself.

Works every time.

 

[Fat Daddy]

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Touche"...

Bill

 

[Jschaaff]

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Wow lady, I cant believe you aint figured this out yet...You say your DH has been a carpenter for 30 years. Do'in the backwards math, factoring in the appropriate age differential, that would make you right at 29 years old and married for awhile. This means you have half the money and property in this long term relationship. Factor in you own all the "lady parts".... You are pretty much in control of the show. The only question left to be answered is what color do you want your new bator!!!

By the way, I can post pix of my brides new pottery shed with A\\C and kiln if your interested.....

She is very gracious and lets me bark loud and act like Im in charge, all the while shes "steering from the backseat"... Bill

Haaaaa Oh my goodness..I can't even convey with typed words how darn funny this is! And accurate too....

 

[emvickrey]

You are all right. I would have gotten the lumber and did the bit of trying to do it myself but we have a nissan car. I guess I can tie it to the roof but that wouldn't get any points on my part. I could always make up for the scratches with the lady parts applied in the right fashion. After all testasterone and ego can be molded.

The real hard part is finding the time he's not at work. It's slowing down so I may put this plan into action soon.

I like to save the big guns

for more expensive things.

How did you guess my age and being together for 31 years is great math. I'm a young grandma of 3 boys too.

 

[Fat Daddy]

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It was simpler than you may think, I'm 29 too!!!

I too have 3 grand kids, been married to the same bride for 27 years. Bill

 

[emvickrey]

I married very young so i'm younger than you think.

I'm closer to 23 years old. (Using Old Fart math) Just a baby. lol

 

[JJMR794]

SOMEHOW I ENVISION THE LAWN MAINTENANCE GUY WHO LIVES IN A HOUSE SURROUNDED BY KNEE HIGH GRASS??? OR THE PROFESSIONAL MECHANIC WITH 3 DEAD CARS IN HIS YARD FOR THE LAST 8 YRS??

IF HES CARPENTERING ALL DAY ALL WEEK I'M BETTING THE LAST THING ON HIS LIST TO DO AROUND THE HOUSE IS BUILD ANYTHING

 

[La Mike]

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Yep and you girls can talk all that you want but aint gonna get your man to do it

I am a proffesional carpenter and the only way my DW gets me to do her stuff she wants is to be honey drippin SWEET

We dont want to work at home but incentives are welcome