Snakes!

I guess Im pretty hard on the wildlife here. I was driving my GKs home and I hit a possum. All the boys were freaking out. is it dead ? I said its dead. How do you know? Are you sure its dead ? So I backed up. thump. Yup, Im sure. Can we go now ?

I havent laughed this hard in ages! You should write a book, I would buy several! Years ago, when I was young, my folks would skid their tires on the road to kill Rattlers out in SW CO....
 
Nope, nope . only good snake is a dead one. My GM got hit 2xs by a copperhead in KY and she poured some of her "medicine" on it then drank some . By the time they made it to the hospital a few hrs away they told her she was fine. Nothing needed to be done. LOL
Y'all are killing me over here, my side hurts from laughing.
 
she also told me they smell like cucumbers . Maybe why some cats freak out when they see one ? So if your in an area and smell cukes and you aint growing any Dont stick your hand in the dirt. RUN !
Well, don't know 'bout a cuke smell but I can smell a rattle snake, they smell like rotten meat.
 
Nope, when their alive, seriously, if you have a "good smeller". My dad and I were at our ranch years ago. He was getting ready to pick up a sheet of tin, I told him I smell a rattler, he was like " Oh come on" you can't smell a snake. Anyway, he got a long stick and turned it over, sure nuff there was a rattler.
 

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