LOL try being a classroom full of sneezing 6th graders with snot all over the sleeves. Then there are those who pull their shirt out and sneeze down their chest,, oh eyah real sanitary. And of course everyone LOVES Germ X and other hand sanitizers,, most of them don't work at all and we proved it with a science experiment. The samples with the sanitizer grew much better and faster and more colorful on the santizer than on the neutral base! The amount of alcohol did nothing, except of course dry out your skin and make you sick if you try and drink it,,,,