reminds me of what I did to my x wife when me and the buddies were up north hunting. It was getting dark and the wolves started their ruckus, and she spins around and goes whats that? Wolves. Don't worry, stay close and they won't get you. Well we start moseying out again when we jumped up a deer on the trail ahead of us. It was way too dark to take any sort of shot so neither of us reacted. My x is like OMG wth was that? Me and my buddy are both holding the flashlights and guns so I pull my knife out of the sheath hand it to her and say Oh Sh$$ its a bear and we both took off running.
She sat down and cried. Morel of the story? Don't run with pointy objects, and don't anger your wife when you have the habit of falling asleep first. Being sown to the mattress wasn't fun.
She sat down and cried. Morel of the story? Don't run with pointy objects, and don't anger your wife when you have the habit of falling asleep first. Being sown to the mattress wasn't fun.
