So, uh, show us your weird talents and dumb human tricks!

[miss_jayne]

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that is crazy go nuts!

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so counts. and my thumb hurts just thinking about it!

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nuh-uh. i don't wanna. i'd end up in the ER for sure!

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

Did I miss the post where we were all going to learn how to make ballon animals?

 

[miss_jayne]

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nope! but i could be wrong, because i got a little woozy with the toe posts there, so i may have blocked it out of my memory!

 

[ibpboo]

I can burp pretty good. Sometimes I can talk and burp.
I also can wiggle my nostrils fast.
I can pick stuff up with my toes.

 

[miss_jayne]

yes, but can you burp and talk while wiggling your nostrils really fast and picking up stuff with your toes?

 

[luvmychicknkids]

"Freak toes" must not be so freakish since so many people seem to have them. LOL I can pick up ANYTHING with mine, including coins on a hard floor. They are my extra hands when doing housework. I don't generally even think about it. I can also pinch HARD with them, hold a pencil and write about as neat as I can left handed, I can chew on my toenails (but I don't, REALLY). I can pop my toes all day. Just sit and wiggle them and they go pop...pop...pop....as long as I want them to. They are horrible feet, really. Extremely bony, long toes....I loathe my feet.

Oh, I almost forgot my alien knees.

If I sit with my leg slightly bent my knee cap sticks up and is really small.....it perfectly fits the inside ring of the bottom of a soda can making a perfect can holder....and I can slide it several inches in every direction.

Oh....one more and I KNOW this one is REALLY strange but not a talent of any sort. I bite the underside of my tongue all the time. You know where it connects to the bottom of your mouth......all the way in the middle. Right there. Have no clue how it happens, I will be talking or eating or whatever and just bite it. It HURTS!!!! I have never met anyone who can/does bite there.

 

[miss_jayne]

wowzers. that's a lot of kooky going on there. but one would need monkey toes for canning squirrel. it would just be handy!

 

[luvmychicknkids]

You gotta use your feet to hold them in the jars you know!!!!!!

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

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That reminded me, the other day I learned how to flex my peck muscles.

 

[ibpboo]

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Ok, something to practice!