So, uh, show us your weird talents and dumb human tricks!

[B. Saffles Farms]

LOL, yep Conny I do.

 

[ibpboo]

Oh, owie. My horse stepped on my chickens toes and it fell off. Ouch

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Let's see....Talents that I have.....

I can put the utmost fear into my kids....They will listen to pretty much anything when that happens...

( don't wanna make momma mad

)
I can do a wonderful trick when it comes to grounding my kids (they don't like that talent--cuz the grounding sticks).
I have a super led foot...cops don't like that one...
I am a south paw myself, and when I write with my right hand you can hold it up into a mirror and read it perfectly clear....(I don't try to do this either...it just happens...when I was in school the teachers wouldn't let me write left handed and forced me to write right handed. When I did I would get into more trouble because they couldnt' read the papers and thought I was doing it on purpose)...
I know not real talents, but it's what I got.....
I tried being normal once...it was the WORST 5 minutes of my life....

 

[ibpboo]

That's talent!!

 

[Chickenmaven]

I can turn wine into ...
uhm...

"water."

 

[dixiechick]

I can do the same thing with Diet Pepsi!

 

[rooster-red]

Does catching possums bare handed count?

Would that be a talent, or a dumb human trick?

 

[wendy]

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Wow! that must have hurt! At least you have your other fingers

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

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Wow! that must have hurt! At least you have your other fingers

Oddly enough I didnt feel it when it happened, it knocked the breath out of me. Which is a good thing. Yeah it couldve been much worse, the rest of my fingers, or even my hand.

 

[mamaKate]

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I used to do that 'til I pushed it too far by reading a newspaper with a toddler in the backpack on a river trail. Baby was fine but my ankle smashed quite nastily.