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Keith used to just drive "through" crows and other birds in the road too, stating that they will fly to get out of the way. That was he did, until the buzzard incident.
Driving in his patrol car on the way back to town after visiting with a murder victims family he didn't slow down for a couple of buzzards in the road "snacking". One flew up and away, the other was too weighted down by his meal to fly up and away fast enough, so it....jettisoned...its meal all over the patrol car, snarting at the front end, up over the roof and light bar and down the back window and trunk. Took many, many quarters at the car wash to take care of that mess. Keith said the stink was worse than most anything he's ever experienced.
The other day we were driving on the county road near our farm when we came upon several HUGE buzzards in the road, dining. Keith stopped to give them time to fly off. I asked him, aren't you going to just drive through them? I got stinkeye'd.
Keith used to just drive "through" crows and other birds in the road too, stating that they will fly to get out of the way. That was he did, until the buzzard incident.
Driving in his patrol car on the way back to town after visiting with a murder victims family he didn't slow down for a couple of buzzards in the road "snacking". One flew up and away, the other was too weighted down by his meal to fly up and away fast enough, so it....jettisoned...its meal all over the patrol car, snarting at the front end, up over the roof and light bar and down the back window and trunk. Took many, many quarters at the car wash to take care of that mess. Keith said the stink was worse than most anything he's ever experienced.
The other day we were driving on the county road near our farm when we came upon several HUGE buzzards in the road, dining. Keith stopped to give them time to fly off. I asked him, aren't you going to just drive through them? I got stinkeye'd.
