so whos getting excited for duck laying season? :D

[redhen]

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TMI miss jane....TMI....

.....heehe...

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ha!

ooh really now?!..

..huh!....

....there!...

 

[miss_jayne]

oh, well fine. i'll just go outside and do my Squirrels in My Pants dance by myself! maybe i'll find some duck eggs!

my ducks keep going in their house having secret meetings. they keep kicking the drakes out....what is THAT all about? passing out egg quotas or something?

hurry duckies, throw the gold!

 

[redhen]

i hear if you do the squirrel dance FOR the ducks..they will start to lay!!...go try it...let me know what happens...

 

[Henrietta23]

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Does it have to be humans doing the squirrel dance? I've got two crazy squirrels who scamper around my backyard all day and still no duck eggs.....

 

[Wifezilla]

If anyone needs extra squirrel for their pants, stop by my yard

 

[miss_jayne]

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Does it have to be humans doing the squirrel dance? I've got two crazy squirrels who scamper around my backyard all day and still no duck eggs.....

see, the prob is they are 'scampering' instead of doing the dance.

redhen...i'll go out and try it when the twinkie drops my son off from school. if it works, i'll come to do it at your house too..

 

[Henrietta23]

Ah, I'll have to talk to them! (I do that frequently because they ambush me....)
I can just the FreeCycle listing now Wifezilla: Free-surplus squirrels. Perfect for enticing ducks to lay eggs. Serious inquiries only.

 

[miss_jayne]

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well, the little chipmunk in my yard threw a walnut at me last week. what's up with that? as long as it doesn't affect the ducks laying eggs!

going out to lock up and do the dance. will report promptly!

 

[miss_jayne]

okay, back from putting the birds away.

not only were they NOT impressed by the Squirrels in my pants Dance, they wouldn't go to bed. apparently, i've freaked them right out.

hmmm...now what do i do!

 

[redhen]

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....ooh..i'm SO sorry!..i JUST remembered that it was the other way around...if you do the squirrel dance for the ducks...they WONT lay!...

..i am SO sorry miss jane!...now..i dont know WHAT to tell ya...you may to get more ducks now..just to be safe...