(Solved) ALERT! ALERT!

[FluffTheDuck]

no

I didn't include all the sweet stuff he does, he's really sweet. I will just buy boots and thick gloves or wear an over-sized jacket. That's no problem to me! He's cute and cuddly and you have no idea how much I worry every single night if they're okay and if I will see them in the morning. And if they suddenly disappear I will abuse myself on how stupid I was for forgetting to put them up, etc.
thanks for commenting/helping me on this though!

 

[Sunny75]

Hi! So uh, I have bleeding feet from my male duck. It's out of control. Every day I get about 5-10 bleeding pinches from that mean duck. He's nice overall- it's when I'm barefoot is the problem. Oh, and, if I'm not barefoot, he gets my hands. Please help. He chases me around the backyard. I've tried chasing, kicking, pushing, running, jumping, stomping, pushing him down to the ground (which leads to me getting bit on the forearm) throwing him (into the pool) and hang from a tree (but somehow, he gets the bottom of my feet).
HELP

Went through a similar thing when I was a little girl. The duck would chase me around the yard and keep packing me in the butt! My dad caught him one day , put him in a box, and drove him over the mountain and let him go at a pond with other ducks!

 

[paneubert]

Went through a similar thing when I was a little girl. The duck would chase me around the yard and keep packing me in the butt! My dad caught him one day , put him in a box, and drove him over the mountain and let him go at a pond with other ducks!

Riiiiiiiiight. A pond on the other side of the mountain.

 

[Latestarter]

troll

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Bought boots and thick gloves today. So far so good. However, he still does chase me which looks like following now and it's adorably cute! But he doesn't do biting on my toes anymore. My toes say YAY!

 

[townchicks]

reminds me of the old joke:
Patient to doctor, "Doc, my arm hurts when I move it this way."
Doctor "Stop moving it that way"

 

[FluffTheDuck]

reminds me of the old joke:
Patient to doctor, "Doc, my arm hurts when I move it this way."
Doctor "Stop moving it that way"

Totally! I thought, what if a doctor was not listening to what the patient was saying and the patient says to the doctor, "Doc, my lungs hurt when I breathe."
Doctor: "Stop breathing then."
The patient looks at the doctor and their face turns purple.
The doctor looks back and the patient is dead.

Too harsh? Sorry...

 

[FluffTheDuck]

UPDATE!!!
He's doing fine!

 

[Sunny75]

So you solved the problem! That's great! Guess you just have to keep trying different things till you find the cure!