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I get this.I have three teenage boys and there has NEVER been a fistfight in our house. 3 months ago 1 son, his girlfriend and three of their friends are hanging out watching u-tube when the girls mother comes flying into my house and proceeds to start roundhouse punching her daughter. My DH got between them the rest of us were too stunned to move.
It got me wondering if a daughter can really drive you that kind of crazy - or if mom should consider prozac
my OBGYN has 5 girls, and his wife too, he says during that time of hormonal imbalance he goes out and buys chocolate. He told me chocolate balances the hormones in some fashion or other, says it avoids WWIII and him having to stay in his office...lol....
When I was preggers DH used to stand in the door and lob Hershey's kisses at me until I laughed! He judged my moods on how many kisses it took! He also carried emergency chocolate. I forgot all about that! Guess its time to start that up again!
Maybe I just have a freak of nature DD. She hated the girl drama all though high school. She was/is more of a peace-maker for all her friends/friends' boyfriends/etc.
She is 21 now. And still no drama or BS. I have known her to break up with a boy that was always into drama of his own or someone else's.
Handbook for Teenagers should say:
1 - Girls: S*x will not make a boy love you. It will complicate things for you-but not for him. Nothing will make him love you. Love your best girl friends, they will be there for a lifetime if you treat them right. Stick with academics and sports.
2 - Boys: If a girl is crazy/psycho/drama queen, she will always be crazy/psycho/drama queen (at least until after graduation). Stick with academics and sports.
ME TOO!
The drama of who did what and said this and that at school is enough with boys..... I can not even fathom what you are going though my friend..
My DH keeps a stash of bribery chocolate at all times. He, too, is outnumbered.
When I was pregnant with the youngest I threw him for a loop though. I didn't crave food and chocolate wasn't a golden ticket. I craved drinks. But different drinks every day, so he never knew what to expect. One day it'd be Dr. Pepper, the next Orange Juice, the next Chocolate Milk, the next Sprite, the next some obscure hot tea I had tasted once 7 years prior....