Some animals eat their own young.............

[Boyd]

and after girl drama tonight I can finally understand why

 

[teach1rusl]

I have to say, when my son has DH and I at our wits ends and we're taking turns restraining one another from choking him to death, we just take a deep breath and say "At least he's not a girl..."

Sorry, but we do. I just can't handle drama. I like that most boys get ticked, blow up, and it's done, while most girls...well, let's just say they don't.

 

[Boyd]

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I had to read the snide comments on facebook because I forgot the stupid IPOD has wifi... so that's off now too

Girl don't talk to me like that and not face the consequences. In bed by 5:45.. Yup.

 

[Cindiloohoo]

Welcome to MY world Boyd! Aint it just ducky?! I just had to punish mine over onions...yep plain ole onions. Wouldn't eat em, wouldn't shut up about em, wanted to FIGHT about STUPID ONIONS!!! On pizza no less...her favorite food, but one little tiny thing "off" and BAM! WORLD WAR III!!!!!

Hormones...

 

[Wifezilla]

I have a sudden urge to hug my sons...

Sorry Boyd, but we have had enough go wacky in our lives. I don't think we could have handled girls. I nominate you for sainthood

 

[Olive Hill]

Took you this long to understand? Slow learner, Boyd?

 

[Moabite]

Unless your teenage son is born in the sign of Leo... OMG! Everything is drama!! I'm about to volunteer to sleep in the dog house. One minute he thinks he might be able to beat me up, and run the show, the next he is crying like toddler.

 

[Olive Hill]

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Wait, I have a girl born in Leo...

 

[Boyd]

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You know how many daughters I have? Did anybody ever warn me that all those daughters, grand daughters, foster daughters, wife and any visiting FEMALE all go on their womanly thing all the same time?

I should have left to go hunting this morning as planned instead of making smoked jerky

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

The only thing that keeps me from homicide when my DD spins out of control is remembering how incredibly awful it felt INSIDE the maelstrom.

We have lots of codes for "you're spinning out of control" go 1.) to your room 2.) punch a pillow (sisters are not allowed) 3.) shred paper

It cuts down on wear and tear for every one!

When I tell her she is at code yellow it means soon there will be punishment for her attitude

Code red means - you're splitting wood girlie!