My hubby once worked for Gate*** tech service. He took a call from a lady asking him to help her because her computer would not go online. This was back in the day, when dial-up was the only internet, and no cell phones. He asked her what the message was on the screen. She said, "How should I know? I'm on the pay phone down at the corner. That's why I bought a computer, I can talk to my family online, and not have to pay to have a telephone!"
