Some Short Ones.

[Col1948]

I tried cooking corned beef fritters for tea... But ended up making a hash of it.

My pet name for my girlfriend is copious... She says it means a lot.

 

[Col1948]

I know an awful lot about bus timetables... I've led a sheltered life.

My girlfriend said I have to choose between her and my job as a reporter, well have I got news for her.

 

[oldrooster]

I started dating a girl I met at Kinkos her name is Dot, Dot Matrix...

 

[Col1948]

My family said I'd never amount to anything, then I invented an invisibility cloak...
If only they could see me now!