Someone help Miss Jayne

[Laskaland]

Looking at her avatar, I wonder...was the fried PC cord tainted with some sort of...ummm something?
Does she need an intervention?

 

[lockedhearts]

I promise there is only one thing that can help her











ORPINGTONS

 

[Opa]

I was hoping to go visit her in the spring now I will have to make sure she puts that fork down.

 

[shelleyb1969]

this has been a loooooonnnnnnnggggggg winter here in Michigan!

I've tried to help her, but I can only do so much!

 

[lockedhearts]

I swear I am working on a CURE, but the Orp Girls are not up to speed on Laying yet.........


Habg in there, hopefully soon she will get the cure in several egg shaped packages and then the ORPINGTONS!!!!!! will fix everything!!!!!

 

[debilorrah]

I think chocolate chip cookies would do the trick.

 

[miss_jayne]

yes. help me. please. it's cold. it's dreary. i'm frozen from my nose to my toes.

ennui! it's a serious case of ennui!

winter does this to a person! just compare.

me at Thanksgiving (with chickensnatcher) all sweet and smiley.

then we fast forward to January. it's been cold for too long. i've turned into a raging psycho wielding a big old fork and taking out my frustrations on a lovely goose.

chocolate chip cookies! i've tried it. ask Shelleyb1969. we annihilated this pile last week!

please, God help me. someone send me Orps. do something. good gravy, i'm losing all sense of reality.

 

[MissPrissy]

You have pretty teeth.

 

[debilorrah]

Miss Jayne is beautiful! I have always thought that!

 

[miss_jayne]

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yeah, pretty BIG. big Belgian girl teeth. the Chicklettes Gum Company is thinking of making my two front teeth their new logo.