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Oh my.. Hubby was tired in a crummy mood tonight. Had to help me sort food, distribution and take pics of my questioned health bird and feed and water the farm. He started feeding the animals grouchy after my massive honey do list, acting like that snickers candy bar commercial where the say you aren't you when you're hungry!
Anyway, right when his day could not get any worse, he put on his boots and walked to the feed cans. He started dancing and freaking out! I looked at him and thought he was throwing a temper tantrum until he started striping down naked in the yard! He kicked off his boots, sighed out loud, dropped his pants and pulled off his underwear. He ran to the garden hose and started squirting and spraying the "dark side off the moon" :lau and calmed down right after. I thought he was getting ready to move into the nut house!
I go... What? Ants? He says a _ _ _ _ _ __ cockroach in my butt! OMG. It was in his boots and crawled to an unpleasant place!!!:lau
He put his pants back on and slammed a beer down in 5 seconds while I tried to keep my composure...
2 morals to this story...
One, check your boots!
Two, don't act like a grouch!
Karma and cockroaches...:lau they both come back around!
This song is dedicated to my husband.. Shhhhh! Don't tell him I did this!:lau
 

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