Ugh... we do have snapping turtles. We had a humongous one right up by the house last summer. About 3 feet long. I'm not sure ducks are for me sadly. And, believe me! I want to live at the farm more than anything. When we stay out there for days at a time in our little ole house, I'm so happy! Unlimited time to dream, watch, play... I can spend/waste lots of time looking at my chickens. I just love them! Plus I'm about to start doing cut flowers and children's parties. The farm is calling my name! I almost have the kids convinced too! They still like this gated community with the pool, tennis pro, friends.... they're just messing with my dream!