Southern Charm

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by WriterofWords, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

    The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.

    The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.

    When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

    The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..

    Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.

    Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

    "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

    "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

    The Southern lady responded, "Well, for example, instead of saying "Who gives a S*&%*?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious".
     
  2. georgialee

    georgialee Songster

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  3. patyrdz

    patyrdz The Madd Hatcher

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    That is sooo funny!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. FrenchHen

    FrenchHen Chicken Ambassador

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    I've heard variations of that for years, and it's still hilarious!
     
  5. LilBizzy

    LilBizzy Chicken Storyteller

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  6. astylishgirl

    astylishgirl Animal Lover Supreme

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    Always funny... and so true!
     
  7. crtrlovr

    crtrlovr Still chillin' with my peeps

    yep, that one's always funny! thanks for reminding me of it, WoW! [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2009
  8. English Chick

    English Chick English Mum

    Jun 27, 2008
    Cheshire UK
    Oh I so love that one... rock on charm school....
     
  9. Cetawin

    Cetawin Chicken Beader

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    bahahahahahahaha [​IMG] I had sudden visions of my grandmother smiling just then. [​IMG]
     
  10. Oh I love that, what a great way to start the day [​IMG] marrie
     

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