I agree to call animal control. Then, she will have to pay a fine to get them back.
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My favorite trick with meanies is to become SO sweet, sickly nice that it drives them crazy. Mean people really hate happy people. That way, you can be happy and still make her miserable.
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My favorite trick with meanies is to become SO sweet, sickly nice that it drives them crazy. Mean people really hate happy people. That way, you can be happy and still make her miserable.