STORY

[Arklady]

a borg drone stuck nano tubes into Jamies neck saying, We will add your distinctiveness to our collective, what a wonderful addition you will be to the hive." Jamie stood in shock as the nano bots took over her body, in seconds she had borg implants sticking out of her face and skull. The breakfast she had been cooking fell to the floor the contents un-noticed as the Vorpal Bunnies eyes nearly bugged out of his head at the sight. An explosion outside rocked the building, laying waste to the party out front, borg drones were assimilating all who were still alive. When teleporting beams were seen and what materialized rocked the world it was....

 

[krturpie]

a Federation landing party lead by none other than Kluck himself, Captain of the famed flagship NCC Gallus. He and his kind were the Borg's worst enemy because of all species of the Federation, his was the only that was completely impervious to Borg nanobots. He and his entire crew were actually a race of intelligent, spacefaring avians resembling a breed of Earth chickens known as

 

[Arklady]

Seramas, these fiesty creatures had the will to fight a fabulous battle but are so small they had to consider the fate of their race before such a battle and preferred doing commerce and were known as galactic ferengi traders and slavers. That being said...

 

[krturpie]

Kluck had procured a temporal doomsday device from the Time Lords of Gallifrey. Kluck nodded his command to his chief engineer to initiate the device, but walked to the control panel to push the trigger button himself. There was only the tiniest whimper of a beep when he pressed and then everything went white.

Then Kluck and his team were standing in a field watching two dogs. Barbra the dog saw her first chicken...

 

[Arklady]

but her older brother, Shep, growled beside her because he had seen this particular chicken before...



(Evil grin) Muahahaha!

Arklady

 

[ilovemychickies]

That was a funny story! Wanna do it again?

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"Once apon a time there was a chicken named

 

[krturpie]

Buster. But, so was the dog next door. This was a problem because

 

[ilovemychickies]

whenever the owner would call the chicken, the dog and chicken would come running over. Then the dog would attack Buster the chicken. One day Buster the chicken decided to take matters into his own hands.

 

[krturpie]

He picked up some loose feathers and stuck all over the face of Buster the dog while he was sleeping. So, when their owner called, Buster the dog came running, feathers and all, but Buster the chicken hid instead.

 

[Buster]

So when Buster the dog came running with feathers all over his face, the farmer thought he ate the rooster so he got his gun and