Actually there are Calico males, but they are rare. Rarer still is a muted calico male.
I can't decide if she looks like:
a.) she's gone broody
or
b.) she's hatching a feindishly clever plot.... "if I lay here, the chickens will come to me! Yes, yes they will! And then I can eat them, with no running at all!! Bwaaahahahhahaha!"
oh, wait. That is my cat. Never mind.
Katie