Stupid question, stupid answer

[brooster]

It's an easy game and a chance to be creative, clever or stupid.
Works like this.
1st person: why is the sky blue?
2nd person: because all smurfs go to heaven. Then they add a stupid question and so on.



I'll start.


Why do i always feel sleepy in the day and wide awake at night?

 

[meriruka]

Because you live below the equator and everything is backwards there.


Why do cats only like people who hate them?

 

[brooster]

cats are evil and feed off torture.
Why is it soo cold!?

 

[chickenbuddy]

because your nerves have reversed polarity

why do potato chips make you fat?

 

[meriruka]

Because you have to sit still while eating them, that means you can't burn off the calories.

What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?

 

[brooster]

A "U"
How come unhealty food is so good?

 

[pips&peeps]

Because nothing good for you tastes good.


Why does Mahonri's avatar look like Jesus? I asked in another post, but no one has answered.


Eta: And, I'm not trying to be offensive in anyway, just inquiring minds.

 

[SterlingAcres]

Because Mahonri IS Jesus...

Why do stupid people, do stupid things? And frequently...

 

[chickenbottom]

because forest gump was their hero.

why do they call jelly beans jelly beans?

 

[pips&peeps]

Whomever invented them thought it would be great to put them on toast.

Why can't I win the lottery?