Stupid question, stupid answer

[Teach97]

cuz your belly is sticking out

How much bigger can it get!

 

[Samarai Jenn]

Pretty big, Since sunday, i've gained 2 inches.. Lol

Whats for dinner?

 

[brooster]

Whatever your pregnancy crave is tonight.

How come its "ham"burger when its really beef?

 

[HorseFeathers]

because humanity is messed up.

Why is my skin not bright purple?

 

[mjdtexan]

Quote:
Because you have not held your breath long enough.

Why are we playing this silly game.

Quote:
because that method of cooking beef came from Hamburg Germany

 

[Teach97]

cuz we are silly

Why am I so addicted to these birds?

 

[SterlingAcres]

because the cigarette companies make all chickens...

Why did my husband let me sleep so dang late today?

 

[Teach97]

He didn't want to wake up grumpy

Why wasn't there a dwarf named Cooky?

 

[chickenbottom]

because the seven dwarfs were already named

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[cw]

to show the possum it could be done.

why do a lot of people say a chicken is the nastest ceature in the world but were the ones that eat em