Stupid question, stupid answer

[Lothiriel]

because they know it makes Mom leave them alone, and they want her to stay and keep giving them attention...

Why does Friendly's Friend-Z taste sooooo good?

 

[ChicknThief]

pips&peeps :

Because nothing good for you tastes good.


Why does Mahonri's avatar look like Jesus? I asked in another post, but no one has answered.


Eta: And, I'm not trying to be offensive in anyway, just inquiring minds.

Because that is a painting of Jesus done by an 11 YEAR OLD GIRL! Her name is Akiane. She is truly amazing. You should look her up and buy her book.

It doesn't. The aliens just tell you it does.

What is the right way to eat a Reeses?​

 

[Teach97]

fast so you don't have to share the other ones

Why am I still doing this and not going home?

 

[r0xiRox]

because home is where the heart is. Home is the ribcage

why don't people think stupidity is a gift from the gods?!

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

because it isn't...

why do I have to ask a question?

 

[Queen Scoot]

because thats the game....
why should you let sleeping cats lay?

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Because they have really sharp claws.

Why is my computer actin' a fool?

 

[Taylorbird]

because I am online now

why is my hair wet?

 

[Teach97]

Cuz your feet are dry! next time jump in feet first!

Why won't those stupid eggs hatch already?

 

[chickenbottom]

because they are scared to meet their new parent

why is my chicken so evil