Stupid question, stupid answer

[Teach97]

cuz lions picker roaring first

why is it so darn windy

 

[GaDawg]

because we want it to blow the cold away

why do I always pick the wrong line to stand in

 

[FrenchHen]

because the right line would seem too political.

Why do teenagers know it all?

 

[GaDawg]

They were born that way....

why does spring follow winter

 

[FrenchHen]

because winter has the good presents.

why do the noisy toys' batteries take longer to wear down?

 

[Teach97]

Because fall came first

why won't my computer show powerpoints anymore

 

[byrandom]

Because you may need to reinstall the version of Microsoft Office that you have. Or, perhaps.. your computer is possesed by tiny gnome like creatures that not only keep power points from being displayed, but also cause type-o's. They feed off of frustration!

Why is the plural of mouse - mice, but the plural of house isn't hice?

 

[peeper lilly]

because that's how it is in the dictionary.

what is the purpose of a headache?

 

[matt31014]

to make men mad


why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

 

[peckndirt]

so you'll feel like you look.


why are trees so big