Stupid question, stupid answer

[FrenchHen]

So swings can hang from them.

where can I hide the chocolate so no one will find it?

 

[el pollo loco]

In my mouth.

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

 

[Bock_Bock]

so you can ask that question in this thread



why did the fish swim?

 

[warhorse]

Because he could.

Why ask why?

 

[Bock_Bock]

so the answerer could ask why shouldnt i say why


so the question is why now

 

[kyeschicks]

because it was a stupid question lol

why did a chicken lay an egg?

 

[warhorse]

Quote:
Because later is too late.

If a man uses the toilet inthe forest and noone is around, who puts the toilet seat down for him?

 

[Bock_Bock]

the wind


why do dogs bark

 

[kyeschicks]

to scare you

why does they buff orpington named buff orpington?

 

[warhorse]

Because they can't meow.

Do fleas get fleas?