Stupid question, stupid answer

[Teach97]

no, they get flies...

If a fly dies is it a flown?

 

[ksacres]

Nope, it's "been flied"

If everyone has beans for supper, will the world explode?

 

[Amyable]

Not if nobody lights a match.

Why are babies cute?

 

[chickenbottom]

becuase they dont want to be ugly lol

why is life so short

 

[Bawkadoodledoo]

because chickens steal our food, thus shortening our lives little by little.

Why is the rum always gone?

 

[Lothiriel]

because you always drink it up....

why is there no reason for this question?

 

[FrenchHen]

because we've abandoned all reason.

why is my cat going bald?

 

[warhorse]

Male pattern baldness.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[miss_jayne]

Quote:
about 32 worth.

what's it worth to ya?

 

[Lothiriel]

zillions of bucks!!!!

why was the ice so slippery yesterday?