Stupid question, stupid answer

[Lil Chirp]

my mom always said because you are'nt careful.

why do people make avatars?

 

[CochinLover]

Because we cannot physially fit inside a 100 x 100 frame.



Why is it when people go to the doctors, and the doctor asks how are you some people say fine???

 

[Lil Chirp]

because modesty is the best policy?

fish live in water but why do they smell bad?

 

[warhorse]

Maybe they smell good and we are the ones that smell bad.

Why do dogs eat cat*crap* but cats don't eat dog*crap*?

 

[ksacres]

Because they can't fit the whole thing in their mouths.

Why do daddylonglegs look soo creepy?

 

[Teach97]

they are spides and spiders are creepy

can I take a nap?

 

[Bawkadoodledoo]

no

why does the internet exist

 

[Teach97]

Gore invented it

Can I have a coke?

 

[ksacres]

only if you dribble it in a line first.

What's the population density of dust bunnies in a duvet?

 

[Teach97]

Some things shouldn't be counted (requires like trig or something)

What is a duvet?