Stupid question.

[azygous]

Joe, your chickens aren't the only ones who may be defective around your place.

 

[N F C]

I'm generally a vodka tonic type of guy.
I have another realization. My chickens all have breasts, but there are no nipples. Are they defective?

Yes, they are mutant defects and must be battered, fried & eaten. Preferably with cole slaw.

 

[BBQJOE]

Yes, they are mutant defects and must be battered, fried & eaten. Preferably with cole slaw.

But if I batter them, will I be arrested for domestic abuse?

 

[Blooie]

But if I batter them, will I be arrested for domestic abuse?

Yes, please!

 

[pattyhen]

A while back I had a mother hen walking around the yard with babies. A friend of ours was here and asked how long the mom stayed with the babies. I told him they were still nursing so it might be a while. He said oh really.

 

[BBQJOE]

Yes, please!

You want for that I should go away?

 

[N F C]

You want for that I should go away?

No, you can't leave. I heard you a-salted chickens. Your punishment is staying here with us.

 

[BBQJOE]

No, you can't leave. I heard you a-salted chickens. Your punishment is staying here with us.

Well, I'm glad that's settled.

 

[PlanterJeff]

I once milked a chicken and nursed some baby chicks back to health with it. The cat helped keep them warm at night.

 

[BBQJOE]

I once milked a chicken and nursed some baby chicks back to health with it. The cat helped keep them warm at night.

Wow Jeff! That's a great story right there! How did you keep the cat from munching on the chicks?